Carbon Offsets
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Carbon Offset:
A carbon offset is a service that tries to reduce the net carbon emissions of individuals or organizations indirectly, through proxies who reduce their emissions and/or increase their absorption of greenhouse gases. A wide variety of offset actions are available; tree planting is the most common. Renewable energy and energy conservation offsets are also popular, including emissions trading credits.
The intended goal of carbon offsets is to combat global warming. The appeal of becoming "carbon neutral" has contributed to the growth of voluntary offsets, which often are a more cost-effective alternative to reducing one's own fossil-fuel consumption.
Source: Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
- Do you have the guilts about that big SUV you drive?
- Concerned about your carbon footprint?
- Do you know someone that really needs a Carbon Offset?
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Well, now it's easy. Just purchase a Carbon Offset Certificate for only $14.95 and you (or your friend) can drive that big SUV for a full year... GUILT FREE!
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Proceeds from your Carbon Offset Certificate will fund ongoing research and development for the
Bovine Flatulence Field Insertion Methane Conversion Battery Charger Research Program.
Or B-F-F-I-M-C-B-C Research Program
| Inside the BFFIMCBC (seen here at the rear of the cow) is a state of the art NiCd or Ni-MH battery charger. As the cow expels its planet unfriendly methane gas, the BFFIMCBC converts the gas to an odorless, tasteless (we've been told) inert gas which is expelled through the rear vent. The expelled gas propels the fan which converts the energy and recharge the batteries. |
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Note: We're going to test a prototype on a real cow as soon as we get a voulenteer that will install it. |
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Get your own personally engraved Carbon Offset Certificate for only $14.95
Order by midnight and get two FREE "Carbon Offset" Window Stickers.
These clear stickers can be placed on the inside of your vehicle windows so the whole world will know you are "Planet Friendly"!
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All orders shipped Priority Mail the next business day for only $4.60
Please Note: This is a novelty gift item.
